Here’s 18 of the ugliest Jordan Brand apparel releases ever

You gotta miss sometimes.

air jordan cement grey shoe city all the time, even Michael. We kind of forget about all those bad games he’s had over the years, because we’re now re-living his career through highlights (a good reason we can’t compare him to LeBron until the King retires, but that’s a conversation for another day).

We may have forgotten ab out Mike’s sub-par performances during his career, but one thing we will never forget is Jordan’s sometimes unmistakable fashion sense.

Unfortunately, this lack of fashion awareness has carried over to the official Jordan range over the years and while it may have looked good at the time, hindsight has brought us some wonderful pieces we can all have a chuckle at.

iI you’re down with argyle sweaters vests, these and many more hideous items are available on eBay right now.

This hoodie looks like I’ve eaten everything at the fair, from cotton candy to chilli dogs, then hit the Gravitron. Sickly stated, it’s a hot mess.

AIR Modern JORDAN

The perfect shirt for Chandler Bing from Friends, this wild shirt will guarantee you some action at the club.

A look at the Air Jordan gym 4 Retro Cement

The Air Jordan 1 Low Quai 54 drops at 11

Oh lord. We all know about Mike and his damn jeans. But these are just ridiculous.

NIKE WMNS AIR JORDAN 1 LOW WOLF GREY 24cm

As if the Air Jordan 1 Low Spruce’t unpopular enough, how about you pair it with a Tee with it printed just above your junk.

Air Jordan 1 Low T-Shirt

Look, I’m sure this was all the rage during the Keith Sweat era, but in the 21st centry you can pick these up from Walmart for $29.99

Jordan Two3 Waxed Denim Jacket

Wait, I already used the Chandler Bing from Friends line? Ok well, Kramer from Seinfeld would look at home in this one.

retail for the Jordan 11 Low Bred is $170

NIKE AIR JORDAN 4 WHAT THE 4 30cm.

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Velour? I haven’t seen that since the Juicy Couture tracksuits of the early 00s. But for real, these were dope AF at the time, I think i remember Vince Carter in something like this from back in the day.